Sex is pretty cool. Your penis gets hard because of the “cool muscle flex” or, C.M.F.
The natural thing to do is suck on your dad’s penis when he’s not looking or he might suspect a wrong doing.
Punch your mom’s breast in public, she’ll thank you later.
Cows might have udders, but they can’t take our humanity from us.
I was thanked by a liberal once for picking up it’s foodstamp card after it dropped it. Since this individual was an it, it was very confusing.
If dinosaurs still existed I’d suck off my mother
I’m on the internet because I don’t have a life
I get all my facts from opinions on the TV
I’m a simple human
My first dog was a Cockerspainel. Which is funny because my dad came in my ass.
Superman is white, but not for much longer.
Doorknobs are like LOSERS, they look for handouts
Milk comes from the breast because babies enjoy a good time according to nature. My mom is hot so the breast feeding is just getting started. As in, I sucked my dad’s dick.
Planes don’t need parachutes if they jump from people.
I know several Republicans who use government assistance. Just kidding
Have you ever fingered the earth
