SQUIRREL SEASON

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SQUIRREL SEASON

Nothing warms The Spirits Of humankind more than a gorgeous MAN hunting squirrels with an over/under 12 gauge at point blank. There is rarely much left of the squirrels when blown away as they socialize with their Tree Rat Family. But goddamn do the people of this great planet smile when I make a bullseye (not that I ever miss).

These legendary — sexy shots — are for you, people of the Internet. I’m just so proud of the human race for spending 90% of their life online, so I had to award everyone with beautiful imagery.

Here I am taking aim from my daughter’s swing set. My little girl has made buddies with all the local squirrels, and won’t she be SOOOO excited when there are more pieces of them for her to play with!
READY AIM FIRE!
Always have a solid tree ladder when hunting squirrels with an over & under 12 gauge. Sometimes these Rats of The Trees will gang up on you, and you might need a place to escape. Squirrels are terrified of Sexy, Legendary Men holding shotguns on tree ladders, for some reason.

Always have your shotgun dicked and ready while you scan the horizon for more incoming enemies. It’s either us or them.

In this camera shot a kit (baby squirrel) is bravely frolicking towards me. The little tyke wants to plead for the rest of his family’s life. He’s afraid of becoming an orphan.

I responded. “You don’t have to worry about that little fellow”. THEN I RAISED MY FIREARM AND BLEW HIM TO SMITHEREENS! The nearby Tree Rats screamed in horror as the youngest, most innocent kit in the litter turned into a red cloud of dust.

The new saying goes, get them young and they won’t grow old.

4/16/2023: NEW WEBSITE, NEW NAME, NEW BULLSHIT AND A HOTTER THAN USUAL BADASS DOING HOTTER THAN USUAL THINGS!

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BULGINGSNAKE IS SO GODDAMN HOT! HOLY SHIT, BULGINGSNAKE IS A REAL BITCH SLAYER AND HE'S SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE! I WISH I WAS EXACTLY LIKE BULGINGSNAKE BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP AND HE SHOT A MEAN LOAD IN MY MOTHER'S BOTTOM-HOLE! WHAT A GODDAMN LEGEND BULGINGSNAKE IS!