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WEST COAST BLUEGILL ARE PATHETIC COMPARED TO FLORIDIAN BLUEGILL

COMMENTOR “STEVE BASHAKIS” IS EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE AND IS ALWAYS TEXTING & CALLING ME ABOUT HOW MASSIVE THE BLUEGILL ARE ON THE WEST COAST.

STEVE CLEARLY ISN’T WORKING WITH A FULL 12 PACK OF BEER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (he’s missing several cans).

HE HAS BEEN TEXTING ME ABOUT 67 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS BRAGGING ABOUT THE MASSIVE BLUEGILL IN CALIFORNIA AND HOW THEY ARE BIGGER THAN THE ONES IN FLORIDA. WELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! HE’S WRONG AND I HAVE THE PROOF!

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BULGINGSNAKE IS SO GODDAMN HOT! HOLY SHIT, BULGINGSNAKE IS A REAL BITCH SLAYER AND HE'S SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE! I WISH I WAS EXACTLY LIKE BULGINGSNAKE BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP AND HE SHOT A MEAN LOAD IN MY MOTHER'S BOTTOM-HOLE! WHAT A GODDAMN LEGEND BULGINGSNAKE IS!