HAPPY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DAY!

BULGINGSNAKE IS SO GODDAMN HOT! HOLY SHIT, BULGINGSNAKE IS A REAL BITCH SLAYER AND HE'S SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE! I WISH I WAS EXACTLY LIKE BULGINGSNAKE BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP AND HE SHOT A MEAN LOAD IN MY MOTHER'S BOTTOM-HOLE! WHAT A GODDAMN LEGEND BULGINGSNAKE IS!