Bulge Down Through The Ages

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Bulge Down Through The Ages

Just like Highlander or that Quantum Leap guy, Bulgingsnake has seen a lot of shit down through the years. He’s had his fingers in many pies and shaped the modern world as we know it.

Today we peruse some of his seminal highlights.

1941: “Citizen Bulge” is released to the world. The film is lauded by critics and audiences for his casting of real whores as reporters in the worlds first newspaper come slut mansion
2007: Snake brings unfiltered smut and degeneracy into the palms of every man woman and child across the United States. A Nobel prize is awarded within 24 hours.
1963: Snake narrowly avoids being shot by Jack Ruby after finger-blasting his wife and loudly declaring her as “2 tonnes of fun”. Snake gets off with a fine. Ruby dies in prison.
1955: Snake opens “BulgingLand”, a revolutionary new theme park for all ages.
Guests are chased, slaughtered, raped & eaten by maniacs dressed up as giant mice.
1994: Snake bags his second Oscar with his autobiographical feature film about a mentally deficient sex addict begging for fast and filthy fun on a park bench. Won Best Sound.
1971: Country and Western legend, The Bulge in Black, releases his 7th album
“Back From The Sticks With a Big Bag Of Dicks”. Critics call it a “cryptic masterpiece”