THE GREAT KITE FLYER

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THE GREAT KITE FLYER

WHAT A LOT OF YOU DUMBASSES DON’T REALIZE ABOUT ME IS THAT I’M THE GREATEST KITE FLYER THIS SIDE OF THE NILE RIVER!

HERE ARE MY KIDS BEING LOSERS WITH KITES! AN EXTREMELY SHAMEFUL SCENE FOR ME, SO I HAD TO SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE.

THIS TRICK IS CALLED THE MAVERICK

THE EXTREME TOE GRAB

JUMPIN FOR THE WIN

SEXUAL FLIGHT

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

THE FIRE HYDRANT

THE HERO

THE FLOSSER (a personal favorite)

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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, NOW YOU KNOW. I’M SO GOOD AT KITE FLYING THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM THE KITE!

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Bulgingsnake

BULGINGSNAKE IS SO GODDAMN HOT! HOLY SHIT, BULGINGSNAKE IS A REAL BITCH SLAYER AND HE'S SMARTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE! I WISH I WAS EXACTLY LIKE BULGINGSNAKE BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP AND HE SHOT A MEAN LOAD IN MY MOTHER'S BOTTOM-HOLE! WHAT A GODDAMN LEGEND BULGINGSNAKE IS!