?A CHRISTMAS STORY fans will understand…
??♀️My grandpa sent up a gift for us obviously as a joke? …? but Bulgingsnake??fell in love with it.
?Our house is full of antique wood furniture and chicken/farmhouse decor… ??♀️a 3 foot lobster ?does not fit in this place!
??♀️…to add insult to injury; I have been asking the Bulge to hang up?? two framed drawings of the kids ????that I did… in the spot above our TV for months…?
??♀️…guess what’s there right now? ?This? f@&$ing? lobster!
??♀️You walk into our house?.. ?BAM?. ?Lobster.?
??♀️I can’t.
??He is proud of this? Lobster like it’s a ?leg-lamp??♀️ and NOW I totally understand the Mom’s meltdown in “A Christmas Story.”
?I’m about to accidently knock ?Snake’s lobster ?off the wall ???
??♀️This is the most heinous decoration that I have ever laid my eyes on ?and he views it like a “major award.”? This lobster ?classes up the place as well as it would convince you to eat fish at a fast food restaurant.???
??♀️I have begged and pleaded with ??BS to come to his decorative senses and remove the crustation from the altar that he erected for it… ??♀️to no avail.
?♂️…when he walks past it; he kisses it ?as if it were a sacred relic in our home.?
?…when I bring it up; he gets defensive.??
…I’ve heard him interrogate our children????… asking them if they have ?touched, ?removed or ?eyeballed his lobster? without permission. ..
??♀️This is getting out if hand.
??♀️I’m living a real life ?”Christmas Story”? and I’m less than thrilled that this former joke has become equivalent to an idol✝️ in a spot so abrasive that it cannot be ignored in our house.?
?TGO: What say you??
⁉️Should it stay or should it go?⁉️
Also:
⁉️WHAT’S THE UGLIEST DECORATION THAT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER INSISTS STAYS IN YOUR HOUSE????⁉️
