I coached a coed soccer team for one season in my early 20s for a friend that was having family problems. He was the original head coach. Me and him were teammates when we played for a soccer club back in the day (not coed, we were to talented for that shit). We’re still close friends to this day.
I placed 4th in the division which wasn’t to shabby for my first time coaching.
The last game we played was a bowl game. I think the top 10 teams all got to go to some sort of bowl game.
Anyway
I couldn’t stand the coach of the team we were playing against in our final game. I’d known him most my life, we were teammates in high school on the soccer team and ran track together. We even had sleepovers when we were younger because our parents were friends. He always rubbed me the wrong way. He was a pompous, insecure, self-conscious little prick that bitched about everything.
Safe to say I wasn’t going to let this douchebag beat my team (or my ego).
The last 10 minutes of the game my team was losing 3 to 1. So what do I do? I take 4 girls off the field and replace them with 4 guys. That left 1 girl on the field (she was the goalie), so 10 men were in the outfield (there are a total of 11 players on the field per team in soccer).
Within 10 minutes we didn’t just win, we won by 2 points! That’s 5 to 3. We scored 4 points in ten minutes because we didn’t have females slowing us down.
Trust me, not only were the parents of the girls on my team furious with me, but the other team’s parents were livid!!! I think The Smoky Moutain Soccer Club even changed the rules around after that game because of me. You have to have an equal ratio of men and women on the field in coed (give or take one). My friend Chris who I was sub coaching for even called me a prick for that little stunt. Oh well, I won, the universe can suck my nuts.
My point is, nature has made men superior over females at sports. Even an extremely sick man who thinks he’s a chick will still destroy females at sports. Why? Because he has a dick.
Hate to break it to the liberals, but 4 + 4 will always equal 8. Unfortunately, pointing out commonsense and the obvious is considered a hate crime these days. THANKS LIBERALS
